Jokes

Did you hear.....

The one about the 86 year old lady who was arrested at

the airport for having two 6-inch crocheting needles? 

She said she was going to knit an Afghan! 

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A mother took her little boy to church. While in church the

little boy said, "Mommy, I have to pee."

The mother said to the little boy, "It's not appropriate to say

the word 'pee' in church. So, from now on whenever you have to

'pee' just tell me that you have to 'whisper.'"

The following Sunday, the little boy went to church with his

father and during the service said to his father, "Daddy, I have

to whisper."